Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I have complete contempt for traitorism

Space pebbles and rocks play pivotal role in giant planet's formation - Phys.org

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I can read

After a series of tumors, woman’s odd-looking tongue explains everything - Ars Technica

I see through liars

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

Elon Musk Says XAI Will Retrain Grok: 'Far Too Much Garbage' - Business Insider

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

NASA’s CODEX Captures Unique Views of Sun’s Outer Atmosphere - NASA Science (.gov)

I actually pay taxes

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

Nearly complete dinosaur skull reveals a new sauropod species from East Asia - Phys.org

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I don’t cotton to rapists

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

Is it okay if I am not interested to talk to any of my relatives as I saw the real faces in my brother's marriage as none of them helped us rather were a kind of disappointment and were talking bad?

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I can count

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

My Girlfriend Had a Legendary Sex Life Before Me. No One Will Let Me Forget It. - Slate Magazine

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

AI Cracks Mars Mystery: 500,000 Streaks Solved Without a Drop of Water - SciTechDaily

I have a reading level above third grade

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

Trump White House opens door to historic military deployment on U.S. soil - The Washington Post

I understand how hurricane paths work

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

Why do I want to suck cock tonight?

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

When have you been in an accident where the other person involved blatantly lied to the police about what transpired?

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

NASA’s Curiosity Just Parked on Mars—And Made an Unprecedented Discovery - The Daily Galaxy

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

Journal tells author its retracting three papers for concept that ‘violates’ law of thermodynamics - Retraction Watch

I don’t buy bullshit

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I have complete contempt for fakery

Why am I always so tired and I don't eat enough?

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

Is it true that people who are possessed by demons cannot see them until the demon is cast out? What is the reason for this?

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes